“Come oh come ye tea-thirsty restless ones - the kettle boils, bubbles and sings, musically”
I'm not a doctor but sometimes I think that applying logic to medical situations can keep the doctors away ... And you don't really need a medical degree to do this .. any one can do it ... Take this example ..
A friend was complaining that a person she really likes is always restless .. always banging with his hands on tables, desks and chairs and the like and forever really, really impatient he cannot sit in one place for more than a few minutes! Of course, as all of you doctors would know, this is a classic condition of 'hyperactivity' in adulthood IMVHO. But, unlike what psychiatrists and phsycologists may suggest by way of treatment, ie tranquilisers and stuff, which do, of course, have terrible side effects as well as only provide temporary relief but never a real cure. My opinion is that patients with such symptoms are just bored ... Because they are just not challenged enough. And so, this boredom, which is due to lack of stimulae presents itself in these classic symptoms. So, the solution is not a daily tripple doze of intravenous Valliam or the placebo effect of the milder Prozac because these won't help. The best way IMV'EXPERT'O is to provide those patients with the 'missing' stimulae ...
Stimulation can take many shapes and forms as you already know .. However, its composition depends on the individual patient and also on the person/s who will be in charge of providing this stimulae. So, to give but an example to my friend, I said to her that I personally would arm myself with a small, but sharp, pair of scissors and wait by this man's place of work till he arrives .. then, using an element of surprise, which NEVER fails, just lunge at him, cut off his tie near the knot, stand up his shirt collar and mess up his impeccable hair then give him a small peck on the cheek, a smile and a wink ... and run for dear life before getting arrested for assault! :-O
IMO, this is enough stimulae to keep him quiet for the day ...
But of course there are serious limitations to this method. One being that she would not get away with this more than a few, far in between, times and may end up in trouble herself .. plus the fact that this 'gimmick' will lose it's element of surprise and, therefore, it's remedial effect, after a few attempts anyway .....
A better solution is to provide a real and continuing challenge ... like maybe hiring a personal trainer/com assistant who would, with his knowledge and consent, forever attempt to 'Beat him up' ... unexpectedly ... and always ..... no rules, any place ... anytime ..... Of course this method does cure restlessness .. given that he will be on the defence at all times .. and hence, always challenged! ... very theraputic ...
Nothing 'beats' this type of stimulation ... Or is it?!
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And yes, it's a bit savage, blood, bruises and broken bones and all that, which won't look good in public ... but it does work .... every time ... :)
That said, I'm sure she can always innovate, now that I gave her a few examples. I'm sure she will be suprised to find at least 1001 ways to make him as placid and as calm and collected as the chair he's sitting on ... and providing there is a bit of quality added in for bonus ... he'll always have a smile on his face too ...
I think my friend now understands that restless people do thrive on a challenge ...
.. and that's 'quality' medicine folk .... without even a doctor ... and it isn't easy .. at all
Let's all wish him well ... and hope he gets better ... soon :)
“When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view.”





























